the Worried Mother.

A mother had three daughters and at their weddings she  asked each one of  them to write home and tell her about  their married life.

The first wrote back  on the second day. The letter  arrived with a single message, "Maxwell Coffeehouse " The Mother is confused but finally noticed a Maxwell coffee ad, which said -
"SATISFACTION TO THE LAST DROP...."
So, Mother was happy.

Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home her reply. The message read;  " Gold Flake."So the Mother looks for the Gold Flake ad, and it says -
"LIVE LIFE, KING SIZE."
And Mother is happy
  
 Then it was the third one's wedding. The Mother was anxious. It took 4 weeks for a message to come through. When it did the message was simply "BRITISH  AIRWAYS". Mother was so concerned. She frantically
went through all the newspapers at home looking for a B.A. ad. She found one and fainted.

YOU KNOW WHY ??????
???
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The ad read: "FOUR TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."


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