are You Smart Enough?

   The following quiz just came from Arthur Andersen.


   Please see if you are smart enough. The following small quiz consists of 4 questions, it tells whether you are                qualified to be a professional.


   According to statistics of  Andersen Worldwide around 90% of the professionals failed the exam.
    Scroll down for the answer......don't cheat!!!
 
   The questions are not that difficult.
   You just need to be a
   bit.............
 


   1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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   The correct answer is : open the refrigerator, put
   in the giraffe and close
   the door. (Simple enough ?) This question tests
   whether you are doing
   simple things in a complicated way.
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   .2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?
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   .Wrong Answer: open the refrigerator, put in the
   elephant and close the
   refrigerator Correct Answer: open the refrigerator,
   take out of the
   giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
   This tests your prudence.
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   3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference,
   all the animals attend
   except one. Which animal does not attend ?
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   .Correct Answer: The Elephant! (Why? Scroll Down!)
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   The Elephant is in the refrigerator! This tests
   whether you have a
   comprehensive thinking. OK, if you did not answer
   correctly the last three
   questions, this one may be your last chance to
   testify your qualification
   to be a professional.
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   4. There is a river, which is filled with
   crocodiles. How do you manage to
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   Correct Answer: Simply swim through it. All the
   Crocodiles are attending
   the Animal Conference!


   I hope you got this one correct.

the Worried Mother.

A mother had three daughters and at their weddings she  asked each one of  them to write home and tell her about  their married life.

The first wrote back  on the second day. The letter  arrived with a single message, "Maxwell Coffeehouse " The Mother is confused but finally noticed a Maxwell coffee ad, which said -
"SATISFACTION TO THE LAST DROP...."
So, Mother was happy.

Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home her reply. The message read;  " Gold Flake."So the Mother looks for the Gold Flake ad, and it says -
"LIVE LIFE, KING SIZE."
And Mother is happy
  
 Then it was the third one's wedding. The Mother was anxious. It took 4 weeks for a message to come through. When it did the message was simply "BRITISH  AIRWAYS". Mother was so concerned. She frantically
went through all the newspapers at home looking for a B.A. ad. She found one and fainted.

YOU KNOW WHY ??????
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The ad read: "FOUR TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."


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Heaven's Strategy

Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven (ahem!).

St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when she noticed here were dozens of large clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day.

When she asked St.Peter about the clocks, he replied, "We have a clock for each person on earth and every time they tell a lie the hands move. The clock ticks
off one-second each time a lie is told."

Special attention was given to two clocks. The clock belonging to Mother Teresa has never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. The clock for Abraham Lincoln had only moved twice. He had only told two lies in his life.

Hillary asked, "Where is Bills' clock?"

St. Peter replied, "Jesus has it in His office....He is using it as a ceiling fan"